The fantastically entertaining Plasticized has put up an artist's rendering of what Michael Jackson might have looked like today if Joe Jackson didn't make him "break off a switch" so many times.  See below:



True, this man wouldn't win any beauty pageants, but it could be worse.  It could be this (please note that I shrunk this image down to size for the benefit of anybody who might be eating at their desk):



Could it get any worse?  Sure it can.  Let's not forget who his father is:



Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!