Craig: wow Lindsay Lohan is F*ED

Vic: how so?

Craig: she was arrested earlier this morning and charged with another DUI. She blews a .13 and had coke on her. And by blews i mean blew. Prestonandsteve.com has her mugshot [mugshot located below]

Vic: holy shit! What a mess, didn't she just get out of rehab?

Craig: yea she is going to go away for a while. I cant see them being lenient on her after a second DUI offense and the possession of cocaine. A .13 is hardcore drinking and combined with cocaine she is pretty rough

Vic: yea, seriously

Craig: my guess she will have trouble working again in hollywood because no legitimately backed movie is going to put up with her

Vic: what a role model. She makes corey haim look like corey feldman

Craig: a topical 80s reference. Excellent you win the conversation with that reference

Vic: fantastic

Craig: my boss is so f*in weird. He stops by talks about cubical organization and then in midsentence leaves. I guess he cant relate to me as I don't fit the engineer mold (likes/dislikes, thought patterns) and he really has a hard time relating to me. So he talks about observational things like my bare cubicle

Vic: what is the engineer mold, not being able to talk to girls?

Craig: not really interested in anything past 1985, not into movies that are current

Vic: except the matrix

Craig: while i would rather talk about tv/movies/music they would rather talk about math, how a computer program works, and why Microsoft sucks as a programming environment

Vic: of course they would. firefox I'm guessing?

Craig: oh def though they hate apple just the same. They would rather create their own operating system or use Unix. Unless it is football season then they talk about only football they can't discuss baseball/hockey/basketball/soccer/

Vic: it's foreign to them, like sex

Craig: unless the programmers are catholic then they have more than 4 kids and sex is only to be used as a creation for a kid

Vic: yes, which doesn't explain the angry anal

Craig: that is for when the disobedient bitch thinks she can do man things