Hammett from 'Tallica says his pet dog was penetrated
We have brought you some strange stories in the past (Keith Richards snorting his father), however this one will blow all past, present, and future articles away.
At the ripe age of 11 years old guitarist Kirk Hammett from Metallica says he watched in horror as his pet dog Tippy was sexually assaulted by his next door neighbor. We learn this fact courtesy of the British magazine Q.
Hammett recalls: "I went to my neighbor's. The guy took down his pants and started having sex with the dog! I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. When he got up, I just took the dog and left. She was still wagging her tail."
There were other revelations in the article about drug abuse, groupie love, but this one just stands out above all the rest. Read all about it...kind of
I would come up with a witty saying, but nothing seems to fit. I could take a crack the fact this may have been his first eye opening experience into the bisexual world. It could have been a MMF threesome. I could have made a comment about the fucked up nature of San Fransisco, but I won't. Instead I will take the high road...I am sorry Kirk for what you had to experience at 11 yrs old.
At the ripe age of 11 years old guitarist Kirk Hammett from Metallica says he watched in horror as his pet dog Tippy was sexually assaulted by his next door neighbor. We learn this fact courtesy of the British magazine Q.
Hammett recalls: "I went to my neighbor's. The guy took down his pants and started having sex with the dog! I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. When he got up, I just took the dog and left. She was still wagging her tail."
There were other revelations in the article about drug abuse, groupie love, but this one just stands out above all the rest. Read all about it...kind of
I would come up with a witty saying, but nothing seems to fit. I could take a crack the fact this may have been his first eye opening experience into the bisexual world. It could have been a MMF threesome. I could have made a comment about the fucked up nature of San Fransisco, but I won't. Instead I will take the high road...I am sorry Kirk for what you had to experience at 11 yrs old.
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3/10/2008 8:25 PM
Blogs N' Roses wrote:
Randall Amplifiers just announced the Kirk Hammett Limited Edition Half Stack. The exclusive Kirk Hammett stack includes a 4 x 12" cabinet, 100W power-tube head and signature MTS modules to enable musicians everywhere to attain Kirk's legendary tones. The custom gear arrives painted in a black-burst color scheme complete with polyurethane finish. The end result is a visually stunning half stack that fully captures the defining sounds of Metallica's legendary guitarist. No word on if you can see his neighbor screw his dog. Randall Website to purchase the stack ... -
6/8/2008 10:44 PM
Blogs N' Roses wrote:
You are being saturated with Metallica news because they are a huge band about to release another turd album. (Prove me wrong 'Tallica). So Rolling Stone, not to miss an opportunity to cram shit down your throat, sat down with Kirk Hammett.I always enjoy Kirk's interviews because he admits to crap like he saw his neighbor rape his dog. A few excerpts are below:RollingStone.com: How would you describe your role in Metallica's two-guitar sound?Kirk: James [Hetfield] and I have always been complementary. We've never gotten into guitar squabbles, like a lot of bands with two guitar players do. His approach ...
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