For all you pagans, there are seven (7) signs of the impending Rapture, as dictated by the Bible. They are as follows:

1. The nations of the world will unify their currency into one universal standard.
2. There will be peace in Israel.
3. There will be one-world government. This government will correspond to the 7th beast of Revelation. F.Y.I The Antichrist is the 8th beast government.
4. The Jewish temple in Jerusalem must be rebuilt in its original place.
5. Observance of Old Testament commandments concerning animal sacrifices must be reinstated.
6. There will be a great falling away and the Antichrist will be revealed.
7. Good Charlotte will tour with Justin Timberlake.

Repent now sinners, or you will be doomed to live eternity in Hellfire with me, sniffing the breath of the Hellbeast...and he has just eaten onions. One of the signs of the impending Apocalypse has been foretold by Pollstar.com. Good Charlotte will solidify its meteoric decline to shitsville, by opening up for the talentless, falsetto-hack, known as Justin Timberlake.

Now, if I was a pedophile, which I am not, but if I was, I would purchase tickets to every show and rub up on as many underage ladies (or guys depending on your preference) as possible. This is a pedo's dream come true - two teeny-bopper band uniting for a tour. There will be more illegal, hittable tail at the concert, than at recess at George Washington Middle School.

Parents beware your child will be felt up by a pedophile at this show. But will it really matter since all your souls will be harvested by hell-hounds in a few short days? Probably not. Thanks for bringing about the Apocalypse G.C. and J.T.