We all know who Moby is, right? Well he is a self-centered, Dance-rock, star who is a distant relative to Herman Melville (writer of Moby Dick). Yes that is where Moby gets his name. And while the word DICK was dropped by Moby, he still acts like one.

Sometimes overzealous interviewers ask dumbass questions just to get a reaction. However, the star should just tell them to shove it up their ass and answer in a completely ridiculous way. Vic is giving you a small taste of the proper way to conduct an interview here. However, I am going to give you a terrible example.

Moby was asked by StarPulse.com "If a vampire approached you and said: 'with your consent I'll bit you and you'll have immortality but you'll never see the sun again.' would you say 'ok'?" Ignore the fact that vampires rarely ask for your consent. Similiar to zombies asking your consent to eat your brains. Anyway...

Moby's response was "Yes, call me crazy, but I think that being a vampire would be fantastic." I call you superb dumbass. One for answering such a stupid question and two for going against your morals. Moby is a strict vegan, the hardest of the hardcore vegans. So for him to utilize blood for sustenance is a complete mockery of those vegans who spend their lives worrying about cows being slaughtered. (Ignore the field mice and vols squashed and run over to harvest their vegetables.)

Either way, Moby is a douchenozzle and here is a video of him and Gwen Stefani. I love Gwen Stefani, so I am going to proclaim this video: the only acceptable one Moby has ever created.