I, personally feel left out with this recent hoopla about R. Kelly and geriatric Mid-Atlantic coverbands (who's names shall not be mentioned) overindulging in underage ass. Since I'm not that old, I need some aged ladies to exploit me and shamelessly film the act. For this task, I call on The Runaways. Sure you gals are about twice my age, but if I get triple teamed it's like one 150 year old woman. Joan Jett, Cherie Currie and Lita Ford; please come to my house and indiscreetly take advantage of me. I will let you do whatever you want, I'm a star-fucker and you guys were sleazier than The Donnas could ever be.