Dust off the DeLorean, hitch on the trailer, throw on some aviators, and floor it. The Hair Band movement has finally reached the Midwest. When you think of a disgusting hair band from the 80’s, which band do you think of? You’re in luck! That band will be at the Rocklahoma Festival in Pryor, Oklahoma.

Yes there is a time continuum, Einstein was right, there is a worm hole at the Oklahoma border. Scientists have used this event to prove that there is 23 year gap between the Midwestern United States and the rest of the country!

The three day festival will take place July 13-15, 1984 Oklahoma time, which is relative to July 13-15, 2007 Real-time. The line-up is long and distinguished, like my Johnson (Top Gun):