The following is an actual instant message conversation between Craig and myself.  It is prefaced by the video to your left, which shows Dee Snider getting sucker punched by a man, and proceeding to fucking destroy him.  Enjoy:

• Craig (11/1/2006 8:40:14 AM): what would possess someone to sucker punch Dee Synder? The man is like 6'3 with pointy teeth.
• Me (11/1/2006 8:40:27 AM): yes, i laughed my ass off
• Me (11/1/2006 8:40:39 AM): plus he was wearing pink spandex
• Me (11/1/2006 8:40:43 AM): clearly a dangerous man
• Craig (11/1/2006 8:40:45 AM): those were jeans
• Craig (11/1/2006 8:40:52 AM): pink jeans even worse
• Me (11/1/2006 8:40:54 AM): the shirt may have been spandex
• Craig (11/1/2006 8:41:05 AM): it was def tight enough to be spandex
• Me (11/1/2006 8:41:25 AM): yes, he may not have even felt the punch due to all of the blood being constricted in his pants
• Craig (11/1/2006 8:41:33 AM): he lifts that guy and body slams him as if he was a child
• Me (11/1/2006 8:41:45 AM): yea, then he punched him one last time
• Craig (11/1/2006 8:41:56 AM): thats the 'just because i can
• Me (11/1/2006 8:42:49 AM): yea. i honestly dont know why anyone would sucker punch a man like that
• Me (11/1/2006 8:42:53 AM): now if it was federline
• Me (11/1/2006 8:42:57 AM): different story
• Craig (11/1/2006 8:43:41 AM): clearly. I saw an interview with Steve-O also on Youtube where he described being sucker punched constantly because the people thought he would like that
• Me (11/1/2006 8:44:02 AM): did he like it?
• Me (11/1/2006 8:44:09 AM): probably not, but if anyone would
• Craig (11/1/2006 8:44:09 AM): no he hated it
• Me (11/1/2006 8:44:44 AM): if i was to sucker punch a celeb, id try to do it to someone that was really large
• Me (11/1/2006 8:44:51 AM): i would get my ass kicked
• Me (11/1/2006 8:45:00 AM): but if you punch topher grace, you dont look cool
• Craig (11/1/2006 8:45:13 AM): i can see two lines of thought here
• Craig (11/1/2006 8:46:01 AM): 1) punching someone larger than you and getting your ass kicked would make you seem cooler. You did take on a celeb and one that was bigger than you. Also if they beat your ass they are less likely to sue you.
• Craig (11/1/2006 8:46:40 AM): 2) Picking on a smaller guy you could probably beat him. You would look cool because you beat up a celeb. But you are more likely to be sued by the celeb whose pride has been hurt
• Me (11/1/2006 8:46:54 AM): right, it is a big choice
• Me (11/1/2006 8:47:06 AM): or 3) dont try to punch a celeb
• Me (11/1/2006 8:47:10 AM): unless it is federline
• Craig (11/1/2006 8:47:19 AM): well if you get close to a celebrity good for you
• Craig (11/1/2006 8:48:04 AM): you could have easily punched Dave Chappelle
• Me (11/1/2006 8:48:23 AM): i dont know, he was in an escalade with a full posse
• Me (11/1/2006 8:48:26 AM): plus the fans love him
• Me (11/1/2006 8:48:30 AM): how would that have gone over
• Craig (11/1/2006 8:48:51 AM): you may have been shot and thrown into the hudson
• Me (11/1/2006 8:49:14 AM): yes
• Me (11/1/2006 8:49:29 AM): did i dilute the word celebrity by using kevin federline as an example
• Craig (11/1/2006 8:49:34 AM): yes