Have you ever searched for old records at a local thrift shop? Sometimes you can find some really great deals (Aerosmith's Toys for just $.50). To find these deals you have to sift through mountains of old vinyl records from Barbra Streisand. You can't imagine the horror as you flip through great vinyl covers like Cat Scratch Fever, only to see that mug to the left staring back at you.

Also the amount of vinyl that exists of this women is outrageous and appalling. It should be collected up and mutually burned. The only place I can pitch this idea is in Italy, where they now share a mutual hatred of the woman.

Earlier this month, two consumer activist groups in Italy complained that the Streisand tour promoters were charging insane prices to the Rome show. They urged the Roman city government and Italy's Olympic Committee to deny permission for the singer to use the Flaminio Stadium.

They cited prices ranging from 150 euros ($201) to 900 euros ($1,210). They called the prices "absurd and shameful."

Well now Babs has mysterious canceled the concert set to take place in Italy. Her handlers claim "production difficulties that will prevent the tour from opening." Yet, she will be able to make her second engagement in Vienna, six days later. Peculiar.

Please people, we beg you, STOP BUYING HER CRAP. She needs to move to Canada like she promised she would if President Bush was re-elected. We would rather you buy 15 KISS Cocktail Tables, than one Streisand cd. If you don't hate Babs let me relay a certain story.

Las Vegas is a town that caters to the performers. They bend over backward to make sure artists like Tom Jones are happy and satisfied. Babs requires that one suite of the hotel in Vegas be converted to a color scheme that is more appealing to her. In the particular incident I am referencing, she wanted the entire room purple. Even the toilet seat had to be purple. In a world where kids are starving to death in America and obesity and gluttony is on the rise, this woman has the audacity to make a hotel redesign their entire suite for her whimsical taste.

BOYCOTT Streisand!