Lemmy Kilmister enjoys his jack an coke responsibly, but only because it is impossible for the man to become intoxicated. After 40 years on the sauce, Lemmy's tolerance for alcohol has reached a superhuman threshhold. While the man possesses a bullet-proof liver, the boozing has occasionally hampered Motorhead's 30 year campaign for world domination. Lemmy is know to consume a bottle of whiskey on a daily basis, but he isn't fond of drinking water. In 2000 and 2005 Motorhead canceled several European tour dates due to Lemmy's dehydration as Lemmy refused to deviate from a strict diet of Jack Daniels and potato chips. Drummer and Captain Sobriety (well, only in comparison to Lemmy), Mikkey Dee remains baffled by Lemmy's consumption of fermented wheat and deep-fried potatoes. "I'm having to drink eight bottles of Gatorade as well as water just to get through these shows. I'm close to passing out, and there's Lemmy sweating his ass off, drinking his Jack and Coke."

Think all of this abuse has eroded Lemmys raw sexual charisma? Think again, fucko. To this day, Lemmy can still walk into the Rainbow and fuck twice as many chicks as DJ Ashba and Nikki Sixx combined. Lemmy can quit any time he wants, but what would be he point of that? You wouldn't want Lemmy to get prettier, besides, those moles feed on alcohol.

If you find yourself curious to learn more about this immortal beast, visit
http://www.geocities.com/sarmadsheikh/trivia.html, home of the killerest Motorhead A-Z ever. You can learn all sorts of fascinating things, from the origins of the band to Lemmy's war memorabilia collection which was once rumored to include Hitler's boots. And remember, "trick question, Lemmy is God."

(what you can't here are the Fuerer's riding boots)