Elvis is the King, but a few of his contemporaries bested him in the sleaze category. Chuck Berry, a notorious sexual deviant, got busted in the '50s for transporting minors across state lines...and you know what Chuck's intentions were. Later, Chuck ran into some trouble when he installed hidden cameras in the ladies crapper at his theme park. Then there was "The Killer," Jerry Lee Lewis, a hard playing, hard drinking, hard incestuizing son-of-a-bitch. I need not mention his exploits.

By comparison the King was clean enough to star in Blue Hawaii and Clambake, but when Elvis over-indulged, he did it right with fried banana sandwiches and more pills than you could stuff in the trunk of a '59 Caddy. Here's a video of the King, pilled out of his mind and looking rather bloated. Elvis did get one thing wrong - you get wasted AFTER the show. (note: be patient and wait for the interlude)