That's what the owner of the Green Leafe Cafe in Williamsburg, Virginia has learned.  When you accidentally poison My Chemical Romance, you mess with the Father-hating Emo queefs of the confederate south that follow them.  According to an article on NME.com via Yahoo! Music, Glen Gromley has recieved threats of death after members of My Chemical Romance and Muse became 'violently ill' with what turned out to be Salmonella infections from eating at his restaurant.  When I think violent Salmnonella (a non-spore-forming, gram-negative rods of the family Eterobacteriaceae) infections I think of bloody diarhea w/ mucous, vomitting, abdominal pain, fever=fun.  The eye-liner wearing pole-smoking zeros were apparently a little upset when the show in their town was cancelled.  Attention Douche-bags: Get over it!

Unfortunately the tour is set to continue, but I'm guessing the members of the two bands had a messy 5-7 days. Stay hydrated fellas!


Below are cute illustrations of our microbe friends Salmonella!