It time for all you good Christian children that have strayed from the flock to come back and join the rest of us. Us god-fearing believers have created a tour to help you "ease" back into worshiping a kind, loving, and benevolent God. Slayer and Marilyn Manson will be co-headlining a summer tour. The first dates have been announced.

Aug 5 - Holmdel, NJ @ PNC Bank Arts Center
Aug 31 - Houston, TX @ Reliant Arena

Slayer will be touring behind Christ Illusion and Marilyn Manson will be touring behind this gratuitous yet disgusting display of arrogance, flamboyance, and home-wrecking.

Blogsnroses.com Disclaimer:

This is a 30-second clip from Marilyn Manson's upcoming video Heart Shaped Glasses. If you do not like skinny, ugly, pasty, white 38-yr old dopeheads rolling around with semi-attractive, smooth skinned, 19 yr olds, then don't watch this clip.

If you do not enjoy 38 yr olds making out with 19 yr olds, don't watch this clip.

If you are a fan of Dita Von Teese, don't watch this clip.

If you do not enjoy pigs blood being poured on a skinny, ugly, pasty, white, 38 yr old, dopeheads sucking face with a semi-attractive, smooth skinned, 19 yr olds, then don't watch this clip.

For those still around, here is the clip: