Every presidential election ruins at least two already crappy, overplayed classic rock songs. For every cheesey moment created by songs like "Don't Stop (Thinking About Tomorrow)" or "Right Now," there are at least 5 killer alternatives that could and should have been used. Bill Clinton could have played "Cat Scratch Fever" or maybe gone for the Stones with "Stray Cat Blues" or "Star Star" at campaign rallies. The only guy that seemed to get it was H. Ross Perot, who used Patsy Kline's "Crazy." Bravo, Ross, bravo. We will never hear G.G. Allin's "Outlaw Scumfuck" in our time, but I pledge to vote for any candidate who uses Alice Cooper's "Elected" on the campaign trail. Also try to get that chimp with the cart full of money, that helps in a national election.