Prince serves Paris, and we don't mean the cock
In an event that will once again cement Prince's status as a total badass, the purple people eater has humiliated Paris Hilton. Of course, making Hilton look like a dumbass is about as challenging as finding her sex tape on the internet. Hilton was recently at a concert of Prince's at the
Rio Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas, when Prince asked her to join him onstage. Now, if I was asked to go onstage by a man as sassy as Prince, I would think twice. What would ensue next will be vehemently denied by Hilton's reps for years to come:"When, according to Us, she skipped up to take her place in the spotlight, Prince handed her a mic and called out to the crowd, "Let's see if she can really sing," a challenge that so dismayed Paris that she ended up ditching the stage and leaving just two songs later. Paris' rep denies the incident."
Well, it's not a surprise. She probably thought she was going on stage to blow him or something. This has actually been a pretty awesome year for Prince so far. First, he totally mock-masturbated at the Super Bowl, making the NFL look stupid, while at the same time making himself look awesome. Next, he has been playing shows in Vegas, and there is a rumor that he may become a semi-permanent fixture in sin city. Finally, there is this. Anytime somebody owns Paris Hilton an angel gets his wings.
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