Not Even While Intoxicated


What is wrong with this picture? 

What kind of world do we live in when the focal point of this ticket shown above is Evanescence (size 12 font)?  It is obvious that the headliner would be Velvet Revolver as seen in the size 10 font. This is so obviously clear because Evanescence is a piece of horrible excuse for life/music, while Velvet Revolver is one of the greatest new bands to grace the ears audiophiles around the globe.  I bet all you loyal Blogs N' Roses.com readers are all thinking the same thing. Who is to blame? One hypothesis: the Nazi's. It is beginning to appear that the Third Reich, also known as Ticketmaster, who are attmepting to taking over the world one "convenience charge" at a time, have joined forces with the same assholes that play Evanescence singles over the radio airwaves 800 times a day contributing directly the Earth's global warming problem, death of endangered animals, third world poverty, and indirectly causing constipation....what a mess, or the lack there of.  Which is why instead of entering the Tweeter Center Camden on May 20th you should just delay entrance until VR takes the stage. Ultimately today's message is 'Save the Planet, Boycott Evanescence!'

 
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