There is one man on this planet genetically pre-disposed to consistently trump his own stupidity and get away with it, and that man is Tommy Lee. When Mr. Lee isn't hanging out with Motley Crue, he's a dedicated man-about-town with his new sidekick DJ Aero. The two have developed some strange symbiotic relationship where one gives the other a good excuse for hanging out at clubs and boozing with morally casual females. Kudos to both gents for putting up with a rigorous DJ tour schedule. If you're bored enough to go to djaero.com, you will see that there really isn't a world tour at all, but a party schedule. Tommy and boy wonder make the scene at the Aspen Ski Fest with George Clinton and then swing over to Dubai for the 3rd Annual Dubai Bike Week. I guess Panama Beach just wouldn't cut it.

While this may suck musically, it may be one of the most brilliantly stupid things Tommy has pulled off. That sex tape worked out well, but he's been on a losing streak with his solo career and those fucking TV shows. Who really needs reality TV when you've embarked on a low-visibility world tour of drunken buffoonery with an oddly paired sidekick?