The Gorillaz status downgraded to extinct

Gorillaz DeadSuper group Gorillaz, featuring Damon Albarn of Blur and The Good, The Bad, and The Queen, are no more - at least from a studio album perspective.

Albarn spoke with BBC Radio 2: "We're trying to make a film next, starting in September hopefully. It will be a film score. There won't be another pop record."

Reports suggest that the cartoon band members will act as alternative characters as opposed to playing themselves. Whatever the hell that means.

This was taken from the BBC Radio 2 site, who apparently enjoys fellating Damon Albarn while saying he's bigger than Jesus. This guy has more of a cult british following than Quentin Tarantino.

The Gorillaz 'super group' consisted of Damon, who only scored one U.S. hit with his band Blur and the creator of Tank Girl, Jamie Hewlett. That is more like an amalgamation of crap. Blur was a critically acclaimed, Oasis knockoff and Tank Girl was better as a pulp comic than a movie adaptation featuring Lori Petty. Two turds don't make gold.

But here in America two turds can make gold. We love to consume served crap that is catchy and contains a reasonable hook. This describes the success of the Gorillaz. However, I say good riddance to bad rubbish. R.I.P Gorillaz. I hardly knew ye. And I am sure Tank Gorillaz will be a festering, heated turd as well.

 
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