Remember when you were young and your mother told you that you would amount to nothing, that you smelled bad, you would most likely die alone, and that you are possibly the bastard son of David Gest?

Well kids, the time has come to prove her right. All no-one's and never will-be's will join together with zeroes from around the globe or town at the Community America Ballpark in Kansas City where over 2000 Kansasanites and local ball sacks with mullets will make history by joining the ranks of the Guiness Book of World Record holders.  This honor could be yours, all you have to do is visit www.kyys.com and register to play Deep Purple's 'Smoke On the Water' on June 3, 2007 with thousands of other hack musicians in unison.

According to Max Floyd (DJ Douche) 'Smoke On the Water' is the first song that everyone learns. 
(note: this is a fact brought to you by a radio dj... from Kansas who will no doubt be the drum major in a crowd of guitarists.) Rock on tools!