Orlando Florida is going to host a birthday celebration for the Earth. Little known fact, billions of years ago, even before the creation of a calendar, the Earth was born on April 28th.

Let's think for a moment. You are celebrating the birth of something very special. You are going to put on a concert to celebrate this manifestation that has given you life and provided you the sustenance of which you sustain yourself. What kind of bands would you invite to play this very special event? The Rolling Stones? Willie Nelson? The Killers?

The lineup for Earthday Birthday is:

Three Days Grace
Daughtry
Buckcherry
Nonpoint
Chevelle
Bullet For My Valentine
Papa Roach
Saliva
Sevendust

Orlando Florida is trying to kill the Earth on its birthday with this shitty lineup. Blame the destruction of Earth on Orlando Florida. This picture best describes this festival.