It is official Def Leppard and Styx will combine their 80's forces to pull unsuspected rednecks from under their Firebird on blocks in the front yard and to sheds all across America. Styx will be the opening act, with select dates with Foreigner. The dates with Foreigner are few and far between because they are on tour with "All Four Original Members of Asia." I have no idea why All Four Original Members of Asia need to call themselves that, but there it is.

Not on this tour is my new favorite UK punk band, HIV and the Positives. They get points for most creative name ever to grace MySpace. Their slogan is "Politically Correct Horrable Cunts" which, suffice it to say, describes half of BnR. Check out their MySpace site. It sadly is lacking in music and any downloadable music. But you can get on the ground floor of this band to help promote the hell out of them. Nothing this world needs more than attention to HIV and here is your chance to do your part. They desperately need your help since they are banned in Africa thanks to Bono from U2.