In what can only be described as a new high for new lows, one hit wonders Rednex recently attempted to auction themselves on ebay. Sadly, there were no bidders, perhaps because the winner is really just the biggest loser here (although I'd rather win this one as opposed to the Gary Coleman virginity auction.) The spoils of war were far greater than a confused sexual encounter with Mr. Coleman. "The buyer gets it all: the music, the trademark, the band, the tour, the record deals, the website, the record releases, the plans, the contracts, the styling, the catalogue and of course the opportunities...the future."

The lines between comedy and pathetically desperate bands have been blurred here. I think Spinal Tap opening for a puppet show looks downright respectable in comparison. Who really wants the future of the Rednex? The winning bidder would make more money having the band publically stoned to death than off of their royalties and lucrative world tours. If I had the $150 Gs to cough up, I'd try to buy a washed up celebrity that people would actually like to see stoned to death in public fashion. Shit, $150,000 could at least buy you Federline, who the fuck needs the Rednex? 

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