Ok, so no one has slept with Tipper and therefore cuckolded Al, but someone SHOULD. All douchebags are cuckolded once in their life and Al should be no exception. The problem is the only one BnR could find to screw Tipper was Dee Snyder, but we are pretty sure that he would also kill her. That would be no good.

Albert Pennyworth Gore, creator of the internet and other self-proclaimed heresy, is staging a 'world wide concert' for global warming. Despite the fact that it is April and 38 degrees, democrats would like you to believe it exists. The concert will be called "Live Earth - the concerts for a climate in crisis."

"By attracting an audience of billions we hope Live Earth will launch a global campaign giving a critical mass of people around the world the tools they need to help solve the climate crisis" Gore said.

"Live Earth will not only span all seven continents, but the musicians who have answered our call span multiple genres and generations."

Organizers have released locations for the events: Sydney (Australia), Tokyo, Shanghai (Asia), London (Europe), Johannesburg (Africa), Rio De Janeiro (South America), New York City (North America). Here is where the breakdown begins. That is only six of seven continents. Antarctica is suspiciously absent from this list.

Global warming supposedly is causing the poles to melt and therefore wouldn't a concert to raise awareness of this be best played on the continent Antarctica? But no artist in their right mind would go to play a concert on the harsh, unforgiving continent of Antarctica.

I do not think the public would fault Al for not staging a concert at the South Pole as long as he stated that he wasn't. However, this is a man who refuses to be defeated easily. A man who is too proud to admit when he has made a mistake (comments about how he created the internet or his insanely high electric bill). The concert on Antarctica will be amazing I am sure...sans hanging chads of course.