Tony Danza and Glenn Danzig are the same person

I came across this realization when watching a video for Danzig's "Mother" Glenn Danzig and Tony Danza are one in the same. 

The founder of Horrorpunk and the Misfits, Glenn Danzig is so eerily similar to Tony Danza, that they have to be the same person. Before I provide you with physical proof, let's look at the similarities.
  • Both born on the East coast. Danzig=Hellpits a.k.a. Lodi, NJ and Danza=New York City
  • Both have black hair
  • Both names suspiciously similar
  • Both have been on tv. Danzig=Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Danza=Taxi/Who's the boss
  • Both had to work with Dolye von Frankenstein. Danzig in the Misfits and Danza with Katherine Helmond a.k.a. Mona from "Who's the Boss"
  • Both have never been seen in the same place at the same time EVER!

The most damaging evidence is this Photoshopped image I found on the internet. Which one is Danza and which one is Danzig? Can you tell?

Danzig vs. Danza

 
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