Everyone's favorite junkie, Keith Richards announced this week that the had in fact snorted the ashes of his dead father. After a collective "what the fuck" had resonated around the world, the sly Richards tried to pass the statement off as some sort of April Fools prank. This peculiar behavior should not come as a shock to fans accustomed to sex acts performed with mud sharks, flaming cod pieces and Motley Crue's use of egg burritos. Besides, it has been long rumored that Richards had also snorted whole the embalmed corpse of Brian Jones in 1969. Here is Keith and Brian shotgunning in the studio back in the day. If only Mr. Jones knew what was in store...