This has nothing to do with real music, but mostly to do with my general disgust for all things Greed $immons. The man was a mediocre bass player and his band was filled with even less talentless douchenozzles. Now I am not saying that I do not enjoy KISS, quite the contrary. It is because I like KISS music that makes me loathe Greed $immons.

Since the 70's the man has profited off his gimmick. Greed $immons has gone from selling albums to selling all things dealing with KISS, from KISS action figures, KISS comics, KISS comics, and KISS Koffins (the only one dumb enough to buy one was Dimebag Darryl). Absurd that the KISS Kollectors actually gobble up the dripping cum from Greed's vapid cock, but they do.

So this brings me to the other part of the equation, as America is a capitalist economy. If the public did not buy Greed recycled blood vomit and a leather stud that fell off his wings when he played God of Thunder back on the KISS Farewell tour Numero Uno, Greed wouldn't have made so much crap. But the fact is Kiss Kollectors do and have been buying shit since. Here comes the latest example: two eggs hand painted to resemble the likeness of Greed $immons. Check out the ebay auction here.

The bidding for two eggs is at 171.00 as of 7:47 pm on Sunday March 25th 2007. Is there anything this culture won't buy. You will find two pictures of what the eggs look like superimposed on a picture of Greed $simmons: