On April 6th 2007, Quentin Tarantino (Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs) and Robert Rodriguez (Sin City, Desperado) will release a tribute to the ultraviolent, nudity-drenched pictures that once screened 'round the clock in the grungy movie palaces across America. This movie is called Grindhouse and it is going to be cooler than the time you had sex with a priest.

Grindhouse is actually two short movies - one directed by Tarantino, the other by Rodriquez - with an intermission between them. During the break, a series of fake trailers will be shown for such fictitious titles as Werewolf Women of the SS, directed by Rob Zombie.

"In one scene [in Werewolf Women of the SS], a cute topless girl is roughly tied down on a table by evil female Nazi experimenters who begin draining her blood and, as she screams in agony, they brand her like livestock with a coal-hot steel swastika, and every girl in the Nazi concentration camp is topless."

I have included a picture of Sherri Moon as a Nazi tormentor. Judging from her outfit, it looks like Zombie is staying true to the SS uniform. I remember seeing this type of SS uniform in the movie Schindler's List. It was always shown RIGHT behind the little girl in the red dress.

Directed by Tarantino - Check
Directed by Rodriquez - Check
Directed by Rob Zombie - Check
Ultraviolent - Check
Super bloody - Check
Gratuitous Nudity - Check

If you don't go see this movie, you are a giant pussy.