That's right, Eddie is now in rehab, and will most likely shave his head and join the Manson family. What a fool I was to even fathom the reality of the Roth/Eddie reunion extravaganza lasting at least 2.5 tour dates. If you're like me, you've been avoiding any exposure to Van Halen after 1985 and assumed that the Roth/Van Halen reunion would only happen after a particularly cold day in hell. If not, then its time to face facts by dwelling in the past, and there is no better place to re-live old glories than www.dlrarmy.com .

Here's a handy quote from Edward:

"Some of the issues surrounding the 2007 Van Halen tour are within my ability to change and some are not. As far as my rehab is concerned, it is within my ability to chance and change for the better. I want you to know that is exactly what I'm doing, so that I may continue to give you the very best I am capable of."

Whatever the fuck that means?