If you ever wondered how Coldplay, and most specifically, their douche-a-rific frontman Chris Martin got the reputation for being the most smug rock band on the planet, then look no further.  Yahoo! News reported from a press conference featuring Martin and his fellow prissy bandmates.

Martin explained at a press conference in Mexico City that in order for the group to get excited about a new record, "we have to have one song that we feel like everybody has to hear before we die, otherwise we'll be terribly depressed. So luckily with this new record we're going to make, we have that one song." Martin jokingly added, "I can't tell you about it, but it's basically genius."

Who does this guy think he is?  The last time a person had this type of sense of grandeur, 50 people in Reebok running shoes drank Kool-Aid and flew to the Hale-Bopp comet.  All joking aside, I can't wait to hear that one song.  My guess is that it will sound like a combination of U2 and Kirk Cameron's personality.