Ok, so the Van Halen tour won't happen. The closest thing we will have to a Van Halen tour is David Lee Roth touring. Come on Dave, your faithful fans are waiting for you to touch the stage in 2007.

Here is a video to show you the fun and excitement in a DLR performance. It is "Jump" performed by the DLR band in Finland circa 1999. It includes spin kicks, silver baton twirling, split kicks, and impregnation of your sisters.

Diamond Dave Lee Roth = Godder than God