There is no way you or your stupid drunk friends could come up with anything half as bad ass as this Rolling Stones 1973 European Tour Poster. It has everything that your Aunt Mae doesn't have, style, class, sex appeal, gorgeous blonde hair, and starry blue eyes.

The American Tour in 1975 contained a slightly tamer tour poster, but concert goers witnessed Mick riding a giant inflatable phallus on a cherry picker. The inflatable penis was nicknamed 'The Tired Grandfather' as it had a case of erectile dysfunction and would only become erect on certain occasions.

There is no band out there like the Greatest Rock n Roll band. Long live the Rolling Stones.