Why is it that every time Britney Spears does anything, it has to get 24/7 attention from the media?  Three months ago, it looked like her life was on an upswing.  She dumped Federline, lost weight, and started to regain career momentum.  Then, it all went downhill.  Her vagingo was on film more then Ryan Seacrest.  She started partying with the worst guttersluts that Hollywood had to offer, in Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan, and K-Fed actually got work, proving that he doesn't need her to pay for his marijuana and wigger clothes.

The most recent example of Brit's uncontrollable downward spiral has revolved around her new haircut.  I guess that I wouldn't really call it a haircut.  She actually looks like one of those fucking water creatures from Minority Report.  I have included a visual aid to illustrate.