This is the look of your touring Van Halen. The one on the right is not Brian Bonsall from Blank Check. That is Eddie Van Halen attempting to pass as a teenager to molest 12 yr old girls.

That is also not David Carradine, it is Alex Van Halen. He looks like a lost Japanese tourist who walked into the photo shoot.

Everyone knew Diamond David Lee Roth would be the baddest ass member in the picture and he didn't disappoint. His swagger, and get-the-fuck-out-of-my-way attitude oozes from the picture. You almost forget he is surrounded by the entire Van Halen family. Who just a mere 4 months ago he hated.

This tour is going to be as volatile as frozen orange juice concentrate and gasoline. However, instead of burning down brush in Vietnam, this napalm concoction will be mowing down stadiums this summer. Or at least the first 5 dates before Diamond Dave wakes up and realizes he signed on for a summer stadium tour with a traveling family band.

In case you were wondering who the last person in the picture is, it is not Joseph Gordon Levitt from 3rd Rock From the Sun. That is the new bassist Wolfgang Van Halen, Eddie's 15-year old son.