It's time for some REPARATIONS! BOOOYA!!!

Is it possible that with the falling of AudioSlave there may be a rebirth of the more vibrant and "the-man" hating Rage Against The Machine.  After three albums (or just one really long monotonous album) Chris Cornell and his pencil thin mustache are taking their voice and goin' solo (good luck).  This split leaves the former members of RATM (Tom Morello, Brad Wilk, and Tim Commerford) with practically nothing to do. They are just waiting to be swept off their feet and to ride the luscious locks of Zach De la Rocha's illustrious hair. 

After the break-up of Rage, it was rumored that there there was bad blood, as opposed to good blood, between De la Rocha and the NightWatchman himself, Tom Morello and the rest of the gang. That was seven years ago and its possible these dudes have hooked up since then (proverbially of course). According to the Los Angeles Times, Morello and ZDLR were seen at a rally for the urban farmers of a South Los Angeles community garden (what a delightful afternoon that must have been) in  twenty-O-five.

Now the word on the street (aka www.ratm.com) is that these fine gentlemen will once again grace the stage as one politcal steamroller. Thats right kids, its time to stop showering and get your protest posters together, Rage is back, at this point for one night only, at the three day hippie art flower power girl touching penis parade known as Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival (www.coachella.com). And everyone thought Sonic Youth would be the best thing at this party, pshh.

Maybe, just maybe there will be some sort of 'i-hate-the-man' insanely processed guitar solo obnoxiously loud four dude sweaty orgasm on stage that will ultimately lead to a second more permanant coming (duuuuuuuude uggh!) of Rage Against the Machines!





 
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  • 2/17/2007 5:49 AM Cinderfella wrote:
    I would like the sexual innuendos to cease. Because of these, I am kept awake all hours of the night thinking about Joe in a pink thong.

    George Bush hates black people.
    Dick hates gays.
    Hillarys a pant-suit wearing robot.
    And Al Gore is so eco-friendly he pisses Brita water. Oh yeah and his shit is bio-degradeable.

    I think we need Rage in '08...and Mitt Romney..

    (My name is Mitt Romney and I approved this message)
  • 9/7/2010 8:20 AM Best Hoodia wrote:
    Great article, I think you covered everything there.

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