Paul McCartney has evidently agreed to offer a $49 Million settlement to his wife, Heather Mills according to AOL Music.  Mills, who has accused the former Beatle of being an abusive husband and drug addict, will be the most valuable piece of wood since Paul put his vintage Rickenbacker up for auction.

McCartney, who's net worth is said to be around $1.5 billion, has reportedly told his legal team to act quickly to avoid a lengthy and messy court case. Mills-McCartney is expected to receive a lump sum, while the former couple's daughter Beatrice is likely to have her own trust fund.

Alright, I don't want to sound like a queer or nothin', but for $49 Million, I'd fuck Sir Paul.....and I have both of my legs.