Keith Urban is a douche

It is not normally the policy of this blog to post about country music, but every once in a while a story comes along that cannot be ignored.  This is one of those rare occasions.  It seems that Keith Urban has raised the bar for egotistical, self-important asshole musicians.  Urban is currently suing a man by the same name from New Jersey.  The New Jersey Urban owns the domain keithurban.com, while Mr. Kidman owns keithurban.net.  Country Keith is suing Camaro Keith for the domain itself, even though Camaro Keith purchased it eight years ago, according to AOL.com.

This is dangerous business.  Apparently Nicole Kidman's pink death grip has turned yet another man crazy (http://www.tomcruise.com).  This could cause a chain reaction where other artists sue existing websites because they infringe on their likeness.  Future suits may include:

Chris Martin v. pretentious-cockface.com
Phil Anselmo v. cocaineaddiction.com
Gwen Stefani v. amazon.com
Michael Jackson v. godaddy.com

 
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  • 2/8/2007 2:39 PM Diego of Cornholio wrote:
    i'm not sure if Gwen Stefani is tall enough for amazon.com, perhaps Giselle could sue amazon.com and eatingdisorders.com - 2 birds one stone!
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