Sharon Osbourne stockpiles eggs for this summer's Emofest 2007
On Tuesday February 6 at 11am PT, Ozzy Osbourne is scheduled to sit alongside his wife as she makes a historic announcement about the festival that bears his name. Ozzy will be carted in to the Hyatt Regency Century Plaza Hotel in Century City California for the Concert Industry Consortium (CIC) 2007. According to sources, Sharon will make a "surprise groundbreaking, historic announcement about this summer's Ozzfest." With Tony Iommi and Geezer Butler out on tour with Satan's right hand man Dio, I predict this year's festival will be the first to go inside and with fewer dates because of Ozzy's voice problems. The Alice In Chains tribute band tops the list of possible headliners.
No matter who is on the bill, the audience is the same every year. N*SYNC could be on the Ozzfest bill and not only would it sell out, the crowd would still be the same drunk, tattooed, pierced, and overweight emo chicks you are accustomed to seeing. If I wanted to see whales I'd go to SeaWorld.
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8/16/2010 8:54 PM
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Since I am on vacation in France this week and next, I figured I would do Blogs N' Roses Retro week. A lot of you loyal readers were not around in the beginning of this site. There are a lot of great articles we wrote that went unread because we didn't have the audience back then. It was also a time when we had better creativity and more time on our hands. I figured I would start with our very first post ever. It was about Ozzfest and my feelings really haven't changed on ...
OH PLEASE! That is outragous, I have never seen a tatooed whale at SeaWorld!
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You just were not close enough because all animals are tagged and tattooed with individual numbers. Their progress is tracked and they are usually only known by the numbers. It is the public that needs a moniker (read as: Shamu).
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