Blogs N' Roses Rating System
Here at Blogs N' Roses, we couldn't just use some stupid star rating system. Rock N' Roll isn't about stars or some other rating (four martini glasses), it is all about wet pussy. The wetter the pussy, the easier it is to glide into, right? Hell yes!
The point of rock n' roll is to get a bit drunk and fuck some pussy (if gay it's still called pussy, just hyphenated man-pussy), so we have to measure the effectiveness of that album, EP, and/or band on that criteria. "Can this music make a pussy moist?" If I have to use fingers or dildos to get that pussy ready, the music has failed.
We review a lot of different genres of music on this site, but one thing is always constant, wet pussy. So if you think your band has the chutzpah required to turn on a freshly shorn vagina, then go here to learn about submitting your music.
What does a five star wet pussy rating look like? Well, safe for work of course:
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